作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
ELDER PRICE: Long ago when I was five,
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
And ate a donut with a maple glaze.
My father asked who ate the snack
I said that it was my brother Jack,
And Jack got grounded for 14 days.
I've lived with that guilt
All of my life
And the terrible vision that I had that night!
No! Please, I don't wanna go baaaaaack!!!!
CHORUS: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Down, down thy soul is cast!
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!
The path of fire leades thee to-
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are having
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!
ELDER PRICE: And now I've gone and done it again! (CHORUS: Rectus!)
I've committed another awful sin! (CHORUS: Dominus!)
I left my mission companion all alone... (CHORUS: Spookytus!)
Oh God, how could I have done this to you?! (CHORUS: Deus!)
How could I break rule seventy-two? (CHORUS: Creepyus!)
And now my soul hath just been thrown-
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
CHORUS: Down, down to Satan's realm!
See where you belong
There is nothing you can do
No escape from
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
JESUS: You blamed your brother for eating the donut,
And now you walk out on your mission companion?!
You're a ****!
ELDER PRICE: Jesus, I'm sorry!
CHORUS: Jesus hates you, this we know
For Jesus just told you so
SKELETON 1: You remember Lucifer?
SKELETON 2: He is even spookier!

LUCIFER: Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
Now he's back with all you Cathlics and Jews
Its super spooky-wooky!
ELDER PRICE: I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
To break the rules, please I
Don't wanna be in this
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
CHORUS: Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Genghis Khan,
Jeffrey Dahmer,
Hitler,
Johnnie Cochran!
The spirits all surround you,
Spooky spooky spooky!
ADOLPH HITLER: I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!
GENGHIS KHAN: I slaughtered the Chinese!
JEFFREY DAHMER: I stabbed a guy and f*cked his corpse!
JOHNNIE COCHRAN: I got O.J. freed!
ELDER PRICE: You think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two!
HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER, COCHRAN: Hoh?!?!?
ELDER PRICE: I left my companion; I'm way worse than you!
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
CHORUS: Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
ELDER PRICE: Oh, Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance!
I won't break the rules again!

ELDER PRICE: I can't believe Jesus called me a ****!
CHORUS: Welcome, welcome
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are never waking up
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
ELDER PRICE: Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up!(CHORUS: Down, down thy soul is cast!)
Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again! (CHORUS: From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!)
This must be it, you must be there, you must be in-
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!