作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
ELDER MCKINLEY: I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better than you feel today
You say ya've got a problem,
Well that's no problem,
It's super easy not to feel that way
When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head,
Don't feel those feelings
Hold them in instead
Turn it off, like a light switch
Just go click
It's a cool little Mormon trick
We do it all the time
When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
ELDER MICHAELS: And turn'em off,
Like a light switch
ELDER CHURCH: just go BAP
ELDER NEELEY: Really what's so hard about that?
ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off! (Turn it off! )
ELDER CHURCH: When I was young, my dad
Would treat my mom real bad,
Every time the Utah Jazz would loose.
He'd start a drinking,
And I'd start a thinking,
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying,
My dad would say to me, "Now don't you dare start crying!"
Turn it off
Like a light switch
Just go flick
It's our nifty little Mormon trick!
Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off! )
ELDER THOMAS: My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer,
The doctor said she still had two months more
I thought she had time, so I got in line
For the new iphone at the apple store.
She lay there dying with my father and mother
Her very last words were "where is my brother?"
(Turn it off!) Yeah! (Bid those sad feelings a due!)
The fear that I might get cancer too
ELDER MCKINLEY: When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade ( Steve Blade- )
He and I were close as two friend could be. (We could be more-)
One thing led to another, and soon I would discover,
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
I thought about us, on a deserted Island, (We're all alone- )
We'd swim naked in the sea, and then he'd try and...
WOAH! Turn if off! Like a light switch,
There it's gone! (Good for you!)
My hetero side just won!
I'm all better now,
Boys should be with girls that's heavenly fathers plan
So if you ever feel you rather be with a man,
Turn it off.
ELDER PRICE: Well Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts,
Just so long as you never act on them.
ELDER MCKINLEY: No.
'Cause then you're just keeping it down,
Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low! )
Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh! )
But that's not true!
Being gay is bad, but lying is worse,
So just realize you have a curable curse,
And turn it off! (Turn it off, turn it off! )
(Tap Dance)
ELDERS: Turn it off!
ELDER MCKINLEY: Now how do ya feel?
ELDER PRICE: The same.
ELDER MCKINLEY: Then you only got yourself to blame,
You didn't pretend hard enough,
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes,
And find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT!
Okay?
ELDER PRICE: No, no, -I'm- not having gay thoughts
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Alright! It worked!
(Yay! )
(Turn it off! )
(Turn it off, Turn it off! )
(Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click click)
What a cool little Mormon trick trick trick)
We do it all the time! )
ELDER MCKINLEY: When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!
Turn it off! (Like a light switch on a cord! )
(Now he isn't gay anymore! )
(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... )
(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... )
(Turn it... )
ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off!(Off! )