[00:00.000] 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
[00:00.830]ELDER MCKINLEY: I got a feeling,
[00:02.767]That you could be feeling,
[00:05.468]A whole lot better than you feel today
[00:09.723]You say ya've got a problem,
[00:12.005]Well that's no problem,
[00:14.325]It's super easy not to feel that way
[00:19.285]When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head,
[00:23.726]Don't feel those feelings
[00:26.296]Hold them in instead
[00:31.593]Turn it off, like a light switch
[00:34.201]Just go click
[00:35.756]It's a cool little Mormon trick
[00:38.501]We do it all the time
[00:40.214]When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right
[00:43.479]Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
[00:47.040]ELDER MICHAELS: And turn'em off,
[00:48.724]Like a light switch
[00:50.130]ELDER CHURCH: just go BAP
[00:51.590]ELDER NEELEY: Really what's so hard about that?
[00:54.581]ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off! (Turn it off! )
[00:58.428]ELDER CHURCH: When I was young, my dad
[01:00.369]Would treat my mom real bad,
[01:01.952]Every time the Utah Jazz would loose.
[01:04.803]He'd start a drinking,
[01:06.127]And I'd start a thinking,
[01:07.658]How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
[01:11.782]I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying,
[01:16.396]My dad would say to me, "Now don't you dare start crying!"
[01:23.820]Turn it off
[01:25.094]Like a light switch
[01:26.458]Just go flick
[01:27.975]It's our nifty little Mormon trick!
[01:30.931]Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off! )
[01:35.505]ELDER THOMAS: My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer,
[01:38.634]The doctor said she still had two months more
[01:41.506]I thought she had time, so I got in line
[01:44.064]For the new iphone at the apple store.
[01:48.131]She lay there dying with my father and mother
[01:52.492]Her very last words were "where is my brother?"
[01:59.661](Turn it off!) Yeah! (Bid those sad feelings a due!)
[02:04.219]The fear that I might get cancer too
[02:11.585]ELDER MCKINLEY: When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade ( Steve Blade- )
[02:15.803]He and I were close as two friend could be. (We could be more-)
[02:19.476]One thing led to another, and soon I would discover,
[02:23.314]I was having really strange feelings for Steve
[02:27.599]I thought about us, on a deserted Island, (We're all alone- )
[02:31.753]We'd swim naked in the sea, and then he'd try and...
[02:39.283]WOAH! Turn if off! Like a light switch,
[02:42.971]There it's gone! (Good for you!)
[02:45.048]My hetero side just won!
[02:48.036]I'm all better now,
[02:49.599]Boys should be with girls that's heavenly fathers plan
[02:52.695]So if you ever feel you rather be with a man,
[02:55.289]Turn it off.
[02:56.209]ELDER PRICE: Well Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts,
[02:59.290]Just so long as you never act on them.
[03:01.680]ELDER MCKINLEY: No.
[03:02.970]'Cause then you're just keeping it down,
[03:05.773]Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low! )
[03:08.880]Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh! )
[03:12.052]But that's not true!
[03:13.687]Being gay is bad, but lying is worse,
[03:16.615]So just realize you have a curable curse,
[03:19.400]And turn it off! (Turn it off, turn it off! )
[03:23.307](Tap Dance)
[03:48.030]ELDERS: Turn it off!
[03:50.477]ELDER MCKINLEY: Now how do ya feel?
[03:51.917]ELDER PRICE: The same.
[03:53.414]ELDER MCKINLEY: Then you only got yourself to blame,
[03:56.285]You didn't pretend hard enough,
[03:58.163]Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes,
[04:01.695]And find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT!
[04:04.243]Okay?
[04:05.799]ELDER PRICE: No, no, -I'm- not having gay thoughts
[04:08.508]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Alright! It worked!
[04:10.927](Yay! )
[04:12.392](Turn it off! )
[04:15.751](Turn it off, Turn it off! )
[04:19.029](Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click click)
[04:23.861]What a cool little Mormon trick trick trick)
[04:27.017]We do it all the time! )
[04:28.726]ELDER MCKINLEY: When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right
[04:32.298]Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!
[04:35.216]Turn it off! (Like a light switch on a cord! )
[04:40.355](Now he isn't gay anymore! )
[04:42.080](Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... )
[04:45.418](Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... )
[04:48.512](Turn it... )
[04:57.040]ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off!(Off! )