[00:00.000] 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
[00:00.088]ELDER SMITH: Do you have any idea where they are sending you, Elder Price?
[00:02.543]ELDER PRICE: Well, of course we don't really have final say over where we get sent but
[00:06.064]I have been praying to be sent to my favourite place in the whole world
[00:09.561]ELDER GRANT: If you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happened
[00:14.057]You're like the smartest, best, most deserving elder the center's ever seen...
[00:18.736]ELDER PRICE: Aw, come on you guys
[00:20.965]ELDER PRICE: The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
[00:24.527]Is his mission.
[00:27.895]A chance to go out
[00:29.530]And help heal the world,
[00:31.110]That's my mission.
[00:34.302]Soon I'll be off in a different place,
[00:37.874]Helping the whole human race.
[00:41.104]I know my mission will be
[00:43.530]Something incredible!
[00:47.731]VOICE: Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called. ELDER YOUNG!
[00:54.655]ELDER YOUNG: Yes sir!
[00:55.310]VOICE: Your mission brother will be.... Elder Grant!
[00:58.551]ELDER GRANT: That- That's me! Hey brother!
[01:00.876]VOICE: And your mission location is... NORWAY!
[01:05.164]ELDER YOUNG: Oh wow, NORWAY!
[01:06.945]ELDER GRANT: Land of gnomes... and trolls!
[01:09.755]ALL: Hoo wah! Hey ya! Shoo wah! Zadup WOW!
[01:15.749]ELDER YOUNG and ELDER GRANT: Two by two,
[01:16.755]We're marching door to door
[01:18.876]'Cause God loves Mormons,
[01:19.984]And he wants some more!
[01:22.045]A two year mission is our sacrifice!
[01:24.452]We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
[01:27.237]ALL: ...Of Latter-day Saints!
[01:28.516]Two by two,
[01:29.533]And today we'll know
[01:31.537]Who we'll make the journey with
[01:32.783]And where we'll go
[01:34.609]We're fighting for a cause,
[01:35.800]But we're really really nice!
[01:37.359]We are the army of the Church of Jesus Chirst!
[01:40.253]... Of Latter-day Saints!
[01:41.514]VOICE: Elder White and Elder Smith!
[01:43.897]ELDER SMITH: I KNEW we'd get paired together!
[01:46.238]VOICE: Your location will be... FRANCE!
[01:49.548]ELDER WHITE: FRANCE! Land of Pastries and Turtlenecks!
[01:53.436]ELDER SMITH and ELDER WHITE: Two by two
[01:54.419]I guess it's you and me
[01:56.285]We're off the preach across land and sea!
[01:59.077]ELDER WHITE: Satan has a hold of France!
[02:00.769]ELDER SMITH: We need to knock him off his perch!
[02:02.176]ELDER SMITH and ELDER WHITE: We are the soldiers of the army of the church!
[02:04.831]ALL: Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!
[02:06.672]VOICE: Elder Cross and Elder Green!
[02:09.806]You will be serving in.... Japan!
[02:13.144]ELDER GREEN: Ooh! JAPAN!?
[02:14.288]ELDER CROSS: Land of Soy Sauce!
[02:15.773]ELDER GREEN: And Mothra!
[02:17.164]VOICE: Elder Harris and Elder Brown...
[02:20.784]ELDER PRICE: Heavenly Father, where will I go on my mission? ( ELDERS: On my mission...)
[02:26.726]Will it be China, or ol' Mexico on my mission?( ELDERS: My mission... )
[02:32.503]It could be San Fran by the bay,
[02:35.818]Australia where they say "G'day!"
[02:38.888]But I pray I'm sent
[02:40.283]To my favorite place...
[02:43.521]ORLANDO!( ELDERS: Orlando...)
[02:46.649]ELDER PRICE: I love you,
[02:48.378]Orlando!
[02:50.096]Sea World and Disney!
[02:52.976]And Putt-putt Golfing!
[02:57.765]VOICE: Elder Price!
[02:59.081]ELDER PRICE: Yes sir!
[02:59.988]VOICE: Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham!
[03:03.772]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: IT'S ME! IT'S ME! Hello!
[03:06.926]ELDER PRICE: Oh, hi!
[03:07.894]VOICE: And your mission location is.... UGANDA!
[03:17.233]ELDER PRICE: ...Uganda?
[03:18.373]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: UGANDA! COOL! WHERE IS THAT...?!
[03:23.550]VOICE: Africa!
[03:25.300]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: OH BOY! Like Lion King!
[03:29.362]ALL: Two by two,
[03:30.208]And now it's time to go!
[03:32.240]Our paths have been revealed,
[03:33.423]So let's start the show!
[03:35.143]Our shirts are clean and pressed,
[03:36.515]And our haircuts are precise!
[03:37.930]We are the army of the church of Jesus...
[03:44.456]CHRIST!
[03:45.850]
[03:57.646]Two by two,
[03:59.020]We march for victory!
[04:00.864]Armed with the greatest book in history!
[04:03.654]We'll convert everyone
[04:05.285]All across the planet Earth!
[04:09.039]That is the beauty of...
[04:10.989]The essence of...
[04:12.343]The purpose of-
[04:13.236]The mission of-
[04:14.066]The soldiers of-
[04:14.852]The army of the Church of Jesus Christ
[04:25.467]...of Latter-Day Saints!