作词 : Stephen Sondheim
 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[HARRY
Sarah?

[SARAH
Yes?

[HARRY
Bobbie

[SARAH
What?

[HARRY
I worry

[SARAH
Why?

[HARRY
She's all alone
There's no one-

[SARAH
Where?

[HARRY
In her life

[SARAH
Oh

[HARRY
Bobbie ought to have a fella
Poor baby, all alone
Nothing much to do except to check her phone
We're the only closeness she's really known
Poor baby!

[DAVID
Honey
[JENNY
Yes?
[DAVID
Bobbie
[JENNY
What?
[DAVID
I worry
[JENNY
Why?
[DAVID
It's such a waste
There's no one -
[JENNY
Where?
[DAVID
In her life
[JENNY
Oh
[DAVID
Bobbie ought to have a fella
Poor baby, so unfair
Nothing left to do except to wash her hair
Maybe I should call her just to...

[JENNY
Don't go there!
[DAVID
Poor baby!
[HARRY
Bobbie
[DAVID
Bobbie
[HARRY
Bobbie, sweetheart
[DAVID
Bobby, baby
[HARRY
You know
No one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do
No one
But isn't he a little bit, well, [DAVID
You know You know
Face it, No one wants you to be happy
Why him? More than I do
Better, No one
No one-

[HARRY & DAVID
But isn't he a little bit, well, [PETER
You know, You know
Face it- No one wants you to be happy
Why him? More than I do
Better

[ALL
You know, no one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do
No one
But isn't he a little bit, well-
You know
No one
Face it
But isn't he a little bit, well-

[Variously
Dumb?
Lightweight?
Bloodless?
Small?
Young?
Too toothy?
Too eager?
Uncouth?
Too happy?
He's young enough to be your son
Disgusting?

[Together
Poor baby, all alone
Throw a lonely dog a bone, it's still a bone
We're the only comfort that she's ever known
Poor baby!

Written By
Stephen Sondheim