hes wearina cat hat with a meow meow kitty rolls up in the club pimpin like 
 was about235 around 245 he was tryin to find his address 255 he was drunk as a skunk an high as a kite swervin right and leftwhen they flipped the blue lights trooper said boy i aint tryin to be hatin but your operatin intoxicatin violatin every bitof the law he said officer no im just diggin look at all them honeys hangin outta that cab diggin with the windows tentedand a base tune hittin like diggin beggin yo yo po po you gotta let me go yo like joe dirt thats how hes livin lifes agarden man and hes just diggin yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo come on nowofficer ya know im just tryin to make it home i dont mean to cause no problems but i got all these girls i gotta get emhome safe thats what any ol country boy would do i promise im going home right now just let me come on noweverythings gonna be fine we just out here diggin a lil bit dig ha ha ha ha ha