[00:04.30]Back a few months ago, [00:05.50]I was headlinin' a great big nightclub, [00:11.10]and they put me up a couple days early. [00:13.10]I came in a couple days early, [00:14.20]and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite". [00:18.70]Now here I am, [00:20.30]headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs in the country, [00:23.10]and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning in this "Star Suite" [00:27.00]...all by myself. [00:29.60]"Awwww" [00:30.60]Yeah, that's what I said, "Awwww" [00:33.60]But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up. [00:36.20]I picked up my guitar, [00:37.80]I sat down, and I wrote me a little song. [00:41.70]Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill, [00:44.80]tryin' to figure out why. [00:47.80]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble [00:52.20]When you're perfect in every way [00:56.60]I can't wait to look in the mirror [01:01.00]'Cause I get better lookin' each day [01:05.50]To know me is to love me [01:09.70]I must be a hell of a man [01:14.10]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble [01:18.20]But I'm doin' the best that I can! [01:27.50]I used to have a girlfriend [01:31.70]But I guess she just couldn't compete [01:36.10]With all of these love-starved women [01:40.00]Who keep clamoring at my feet [01:44.50]Well, I could prob'ly find me another [01:48.90]But I guess they're all in awe of me [01:53.30]Who cares? [01:54.40]I never get lonesome [01:57.40]'Cause I treasure my own company [02:01.30]Oooooh Lord, it's hard to be humble [02:08.50]When you're perfect in every way [02:11.90](Can't wait to look in the mirror) [02:13.10]I can't wait to look in the mirror [02:16.00](Help me out now, come on) [02:17.30]I get better lookin' each day [02:20.70](To know me is to what?) [02:21.70]To know me is to love me [02:24.50](Must be a hell of a man) [02:25.90]I must be a hell of a man [02:29.10](Oh Lord, it's hard) [02:30.20]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble [02:33.30](When you're doin' what?) [02:34.30]We're doin' the best that we can [02:43.60]I guess you could say I'm a loner [02:47.60]A cowboy outlaw, tough, and proud [02:51.60]Well, I could have lots of friends if I wanted [02:55.90]But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd [03:00.30]Some folks say that I'm "egotistical" [03:04.60]Hell, I don't even know what that means [03:09.00]I guess it has something to do with the way [03:13.00]That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans [03:16.80]Oooooh........ [03:19.60]Come on, where's all the kickers in here?! [03:21.50]Oooooh Lord, it's hard to be humble [03:25.70](When you're perfect in every way) [03:26.90]When you're perfect in every way [03:29.70](Can't wait to look in the mirror) [03:31.10]I can't wait to look in the mirror [03:34.20]('Cause I get better lookin') [03:35.60]I get better lookin' each day [03:38.40](To know me is to what?) [03:39.80]To know me is to love me [03:42.90](Must be a hell of a man) [03:44.30]I must be a hell of a man [03:47.10](Oh Lord, it's hard) [03:48.30]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble [03:51.50](What are we doin'?) [03:52.50]We're doin' the best that we can [03:55.80](One more time, what are we doin'?) [03:57.70]We're doing the best that we can [04:04.00]Give yourselves a hand [04:05.70]Yeeee-haw!