[00:08.20] Never judge a book by its cover...
[00:11.19] The thing that counts is what's inside
[00:14.88] Never judge a lady by her lover...
[00:18.92] It isn't a reliable guide
[00:21.87]
[00:23.11] The lady may decide her obligations
[00:26.32] Are merely to reflect his expectations
[00:30.17] If his idea of ecstasy's
[00:31.98] To see what he expects to see --
[00:34.26] Well, ignorance is bliss
[00:36.50] But think of what he'll miss...
[00:39.65]
[00:43.37] She was smart, tart, dry as a martini
[00:51.38] Ah, but underneath...
[00:53.90] She was all heart, something by Puccini
[00:59.12] Ah, but underneath...
[01:00.74]
[01:02.26] In the depths of her interior
[01:06.14] Were fears she was inferior
[01:09.71] And something even eerier
[01:13.66] But no one dared to query her superior exterior
[01:17.66]
[01:25.15] She was chic, sleek, anything in fashion
[01:29.25] That was just a shell
[01:32.58] Take a close peek, you could see the passion
[01:37.17] That was one as well
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[01:40.79] To conclude, you'd soon discover the secret of her appeal
[01:48.08] Was the wonder which lay underneath
[01:53.78] Which she wasn't about to reveal
[01:56.98]
[02:09.23] That was her liability, the curse of versatility
[02:16.42] She'd only allow a man to see enough to fan his fantasy
[02:21.02] She made compliance into a science
[02:28.15] One of the giants
[02:31.74] Loud or lewd or lah-di-dah-dee
[02:33.68] Everything to everybody
[02:47.90] As changeable as a chameleon with all that entails
[02:56.12] But nobody saw what was really underneath all those veils
[03:14.75] She was grand, bland, brave or brisk or brittle
[03:19.61] Anything required...
[03:22.68] Both concerned and strictly non-committal
[03:27.58] And a little tired...
[03:30.73] She was deftly deferential, or so they wrote on her wreath
[03:38.43] No one ever glimpsed her potential
[03:42.55] But when stripped down to the essential...
[03:46.46] Mind you, this is confidential...
[03:50.43] Way down underneath!
[03:54.13] She was...
[03:57.69] She was...
[04:01.54] She was...
[04:05.06] Sometimes when the wrappings fall
[04:07.61] There's nothing underneath at all!