作词 : Davies, Dennis
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 I spent a good three hours a day
 Crawling around on my knees
 Just to be the perfect reflection for you
 Well I hope I satisfy your needs
 
 I learned the quotes of Oscar Wilde
 I memorized most of them
 So you can be assured I won't let you down
 When you take me out to meet your friends
 
 Bend me shape me
 But take care you just might break me
 One step forward and two steps back
 I stare at the mirror and the mirror stares back
 It's saying just be yourself and act how you feel
 It really isn't such a big deal
 It's only a date
 
 Smudges in my make-up
 Slip slide in my shoes
 Tryin' to keep my dignity intact
 I ask