You're the king of making plans
You got the whole world in your hands
Baby
You often give me compliments
And flowers for no reason, what so ever
You're clever
You're smarter than you want me to believe

[Chorus]
Hey baby, you
You know what to do
You know how to screw
You know how to screw my whole life up
Don't know when to stop
When enough is enough
Just know how to screw my life

You say you will be home by 12
Then I spend the night all by myself
Lonely, so lonely
You say she did not mean a thing
From now on it's just you and me
Forever
You're so clever
You even make me feel it is my fault

[Chrous]
Hey baby, you
You know what to do
You know how to screw
You know how to screw my whole life up
Don't know when to stop
When enough is enough
Just know how to screw my life up

You screw it up
You do it good
Oh, you're one of the best I've ever made at this
You screw it up
Yeah, you're one of the best

You say you didn't mean to lie
But I can't resist your puppy eyes
Baby, oh baby

I lent you money from day one
And know for sure the money's gone forever
Oh, you're clever
You're smarter than you want me to believe

[Chrous]
Hey baby, you
You know what to do
You know how to screw
You know how to screw my whole life up
Don't know when to stop
When enough is enough
Just know how to screw my life up

You screw it up
You do it good
Oh, you're one of the best I've ever made at this
You screw it up
Yeah, you're so good

Just know how to screw my life up