The Secretary 
Said the prices vary 
To cast in one’s image 
So I made the pilgrimage 
She told me a story 
About the 
Model Lady 
Whose features were subtle 
She wanted her own model 
The story continued 
The Secretary enthused 
How making the 
Model’s model 
Gave her staff trouble: “
You see, she had no features 
Her face was smooth and clear 
So it was very difficult 
To sculpt an accurate result” “
But that is why we 
Think some people have 
Beauty” Said the 
Secretary “
At least this is my theory” “
Because they are featureless 
Anyway, it caused us some stress 
And we charged her according 
To the time that was put in” 
Then I wandered the warehouse 
Among hundreds of models 
And fiberglass aroma 
Out there in 
Pacoima