Worried man, worried woman, worried child, worried dog 
Afghanistan was the last hurrah 
I remember it clearly: it was 
Ramadan There were fat men everywhere 
Fat man on a bike. fat man on a lawn chair 
My Pilgrim 
Dear. I won’t interfere with you 
What a wicked thing to do! 
I was having a drink from the salty water fountain 
The ceremony had already begun 
When I turn ten 
Pop says he’ll buy me a gun 
And lalalalalalalalalalalalalala 
Was all you could say 
I dream of pianos. big ones 
My Pilgrim 
Dear. I won’t interfere with you 
What a wicked thing to do!