[00:00.98]Woke up today in a van
[00:03.67]Traded my pillow for a Miller Lite can
[00:06.55]And in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked
[00:11.44]
[00:12.82]Slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later
[00:16.31]I was outside your door and the pebble i threw
[00:19.13]Was probably more like a rock
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[00:23.51]Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
[00:28.63]I lost my wallet and my car keys too
[00:31.32]And to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the flu
[00:34.88]Somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again
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[00:38.75]And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[00:42.95]I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
[00:46.76]I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
[00:52.00]I just want my mom, get my mom
[00:58.12]
[00:58.74]Authorities came, I guess I was gone, next thing you know
[01:02.42]I'm passed out on the lawn and boy did I wake up fast
[01:05.80]With a rotweiler's tongue in my mouth
[01:10.18]Wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing
[01:14.18]And I fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line
[01:17.74]And wasn't found for three days
[01:20.97]Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
[01:26.34]I lost my wallet and my car keys too
[01:28.97]And to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the flu
[01:31.96]Somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again
[01:36.53]And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[01:40.78]I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
[01:44.47]I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
[01:49.67]I just want my mom, get my mom
[01:57.23]Mommy, she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie
[02:02.26]She coached baseball when we needed her
[02:04.88]We lost every game but to her came in first
[02:07.76]And I'm so glad that she met my dad
[02:10.73]I wouldn't be here if she never had （let's go）
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[02:24.99]I guess this is it the end of the song
[02:27.92]Just my luck, nobody sang along
[02:30.24]I guess I'll put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home
[02:33.93]Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
[02:40.13]And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[02:44.56]I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
[02:48.44]I just want my mom, （I just want my mom）
[02:51.94]Somebody get my mom （somebody get my mom）
[02:54.57]I just want my mom （I just want my mom） get my mom, m-o-m-m-y