I tried to break into your house on 
Friday night
I got attacked by your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
I left my phone off of the hook on 
Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did I say that wasn't right
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
Why don't you be my one and only friend?
Why don't you be my sidekick?
You be Robin and 
I'll try to be 
BatmanYou be 
Paul and my 
LettermanI waited for you once to pick me up from work
You never showed and 
I was stuck
I left a message with your 
Dad that I came by
He said you had another guy
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
I didn't know it
Why don't you be my one and only friend?
Why don't you be my sidekick?
You be Robin and 
I'll try to be 
BatmanYou're 
Yoko Ono, 
I'm John Lennon
Why don't you be my one and only friend?
Why don't you be my sidekick?
You be Robin and 
I'll try to be 
BatmanYou be 
Marie and 
Donnie Osman
Why don't you be my one and only friend?
Why don't you be my sidekick?
You be Robin and 
I'll try to be 
BatmanYou're 
Emmit Smith and 
I'm Troy Aikman