作曲 : Reddick
She was 17 and she, she was a loser
That didn't mean that much to me
She got drunk one day and stole my 
Daddy's car
She went and drove into a tree
I got pissed off one day and threw her down some stairs
She cried, "Oh Daddy, don't hit me"
She broke a bottle over her best friends head
It's a wonder she's not dead
She's a loser and she thinks we all abuse her
She doesn't know who to believe
Well I lost her number and 
I never called her back
But it's all the same to me
She found out the band was playing at a local
And now she's pissed off with me
She's a loser and she thinks we all abuse her
She doesn't know who to believe
She's a thorn in my side
And she stole my 
Daddy's ride
I wish she was lost at sea
I just tried to be her friend
And now I don't know where this ends
I wish she would marry me, not bury me
She's a loser and she thinks we all abuse her
You know she makes me so happy
She was 17 and she, she was a loser
She meant everything to me
She got drunk one night and bit me till it scarred
I let her do the other arm
She's a loser and she thinks we all abuse her
You know she makes me so happy
She's a thorn in my side(You know she makes me so happy)
And she stole my daddy's ride
I wish she was lost at sea(You know she makes me so happy)
Well I just tried to be her friend
And now I don't know where that ends(You know she makes me so happy)
I wish she would marry me and not bury me(You know she makes me so happy)