[ti:No Hablo Ingles]
[ar:Bowling For Soup]
[00:01.91]Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!
[00:04.55]You-you-you-you-you!
[00:06.48]Uno!Dos!Tres!Quatro!
[00:14.62]My  teacher  asked  me  where  my  homework  was  and  that's  when  I  told  her
[00:19.30]"No  hablo  Ingles"
[00:21.69]Policeman  caught  me  doing  ninety  and  that's  when  he  pulled  me  over
[00:26.52]"No  hablo  Ingles"
[00:28.51]A  hippie  with  a  tambourine  asking  me  if  I  could  spare  a  dollar
[00:33.60]"No  hablo  Ingles"
[00:35.69]Some  douchebag  at  the  club  tries  to  pick  a  fight  and  grabs  my  collar
[00:40.41]"No  hablo  Ingles"
[00:42.88]（One!）
[00:43.08]When  I'm  not  feeling  it!
[00:44.41]（Two!）
[00:44.71]When  someone's  full  of  shit!
[00:46.09]（Three!）
[00:46.29]When  I  get  cut  off  at  the  ba-a-a-a-ar!
[00:49.85]To  make  a  getaway
[00:50.96]It's  all  you've  gotta  say!
[00:53.25]（Quatro!Sinco!Seis!）
[00:55.69]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[00:59.21]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[01:01.04]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[01:02.87]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[01:06.27]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[01:07.85]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[01:10.85]My  nephew  asked  me  if  I'd  take  him  to  the  Jonas  Brothers  movie
[01:15.98]"No  hablo  Ingles"
[01:17.91]Walking  my  dog  I  saw  a  sign  that  says  to  please  pick  up  the  doodie
[01:21.70]My  mama  gets  mad 'cause  I  never  call  my  dad  on  his  birthday
[01:23.05]"No  hablo  Ingles"
[01:29.99]"No  hablo  Ingles"
[01:32.04]A  guy  walks  up  and  says "Doda  esta  casel  de  pepe"
[01:36.92]...He  no  hablo  Ingles
[01:39.31]（One!）
[01:39.51]So  many  different  uses!
[01:40.84]（Two!）
[01:41.20]You  don't  need  no  excuses!
[01:42.31]（Three!）
[01:42.93]It's  as  easy  as  the  third  gra-a-a-a-ade!
[01:46.33]The  perfect  getaway!
[01:48.01]It's  all  you've  gotta  say!
[01:49.69]（Quatro!Sinco!Seis!）
[01:52.13]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[01:55.75]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[01:57.32]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[01:59.20]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:02.70]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:04.53]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[02:14.43]Did  you  brush  your  teeth!?
[02:15.86]（No  hablo  Ingles!）
[02:17.95]Where'd  you  leave  your  pants!?
[02:19.38]（No  hablo  Ingles!）
[02:21.46]Did  you  feed  the  fish!?
[02:22.99]（No  hablo  Ingles!）
[02:24.92]Do  you  like  my  band!?
[02:25.99]...Wait,don't  answer  that
[02:31.13]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:32.45]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[02:34.49]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:37.94]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:39.51]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[02:41.65]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:42.96]Do  you  wanna  buy  some  Girl  Scout  cookies?
[02:44.99]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:46.51]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[02:47.23]Did  one  of  you  guys  pee  in  the  pool?
[02:48.85]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:50.37]Hey!how 'bout  we  all  get  together  and  go  to  the  ballet!?
[02:52.51]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:53.52]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[02:54.51]...Can  I  borrow  that  beer?
[02:55.88]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[02:57.35]HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[02:59.13]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[03:00.60]（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
[03:02.59]"No  hablo  Ingles!"
[03:06.20]"No  hablo  Ingles!"