[00:02.37]"99 Biker Friends"
[00:10.86]
[00:13.28]Such a big man, such a little chick.
[00:16.30]I think it all goes back to your tiny
[00:19.44]Pick-up truck in the driveway,
[00:22.49]With a sticker on the window
[00:24.53]"Rest in Peace Number 3".
[00:26.86]Tell all your friends
[00:28.01]How you put her in her place.
[00:29.52]7 pounds of makeup
[00:30.91]Just to hide her beat up face.
[00:35.02]Such a pretty face.
[00:38.44]
[00:39.46]It takes a tough man to slap her around.
[00:46.08]Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
[00:51.95]She's wearing shades but we all see
[00:56.05]Behind the tinted glass.
[00:59.01]And I've got 99 biker friends
[01:01.59]That wanna kick your ass.
[01:03.31]
[01:09.48]Tell her that you're sorry.
[01:11.06]Blame it on the beer.
[01:12.72]Your dad was mean to you.
[01:14.44]Your friends think you're an asshole
[01:17.64]And I do too.
[01:19.17]Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
[01:22.67]Taking her away, but you won't say when.
[01:26.07]Hold her in your arms,
[01:27.17]Tell her this won't happen again.
[01:31.79]When will this end? Well
[01:33.30]
[01:35.45]It takes a tough man to slap her around.
[01:42.94]Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
[01:48.73]She's wearing shades but we all see
[01:52.78]Behind the tinted glass.
[01:55.88]And I've got 99 biker friends
[01:58.25]That wanna kick your ass.
[02:00.76]
[02:01.14]I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
[02:04.05]With his trusty nun-chucks
[02:06.19]Chuck Norris is still alive,
[02:08.67]So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
[02:12.41]All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
[02:15.48]Let's get the A-Team,
[02:17.01]50 Cent with his bling-bling,
[02:18.67]And a couple of prison guards.
[02:21.50]
[02:24.37]It takes a tough man to slap her around.
[02:30.81]Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
[02:43.75]She's wearing shades but we all see
[02:47.15]Behind the tinted glass.
[02:50.25]And I've got 99 biker friends
[02:52.48]That wanna kick your ass.
[02:54.32]
[02:54.66](99 biker friends)
[02:55.47]I hope that you can run fast
[02:57.72](just wanna mention this)
[03:00.17]Start runnin' now
[03:01.09](99 biker friends)
[03:02.84]just wanna mention this
[03:04.26](just wanna mention this)
[03:05.95]We gonna kick your ass.
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