With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
You know ya left the window open
And now the cat is gone
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
What the hell is going on?
You never gave me back my leather jacket
And now it's out of style
And I warned you that that incense burner
Would set my house on fire
Now I'm not gonna to beat you up
Or drag you through the mud
I just want all my 
CD's backIn the cases with the artwork still intact
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
Like when the guy punched you in 
RenoHad a lawyer for a dad
He got us mixed up and sued my ass
Man, that was really cool of you
To fix me up with a girl from work
That used to be a guy
When you lost all my money on the 
SuperbowlIt made me wanna cry
And I'm not gonna beat you up
Or drag you through the mud
When the pending file sharing suit goes down
And why'd you need the whole 
Metallica catalog anyway?
We haven't liked them for 12 years
We like The 
Queers, we like beers
Stuck with 
Van Halen halfway through the 
Sammy years
And now it's over, yeah
You know ya left the back door open
And now the dog is gone
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
What the **** is going on?
You never gave me back my leather jacket
And now it's out of style
I should have beat you with your 
Birkenstock
When you set my house on fire
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
With friends like you
Who needs friends?