Kickin' the can and 
I'm drunk too
Baby, for years you've been saying"Why don't you write me a song?"
And I've been like, "I don't know'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song"
But last night 
I decidedI'm gonna freakin' do this
We've been together for so long
And you always asked me why 
I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love
And about how you're the only one 
I'm thinking of
I've been writing all night and 
II got it just right, here we go
You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything 
I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song
And all my homies have always said"What you doing with that girl?She's ****ed up in the head"
My mom don't like you, my dad don't too
And my brother says you look like
A guy from 
Who's Scadoo
I'm just keeping it real
This is just how 
I feel, here we go
You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything 
I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song
I can't talk or you'll get pissed
Used to dream 
I don't exist
I say, yes, and you say no, like any bitches, gotta go
With all the shit that we've been through
This is the best that 
I can doCan 
I still get lucky tonight? 
Please?I'm using manners and everything, 
I uhI, I hope you like this song
I spent a lot of time on it
But I've been spent, oh, there's 
ErikJust playin', 
I didn't really spend a lot of time on this
But uh, this is the chorus
You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything 
I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song
Okay, I don't know why this is still going
I anticipated this be 3 minutes long, it's still going
Here I don't know what's happening
Anyway that's this song that 
I wrote for you and it
Okay uh, evidently it's over now, 
I don't know
I have no idea on the timing of it or anything and 
I, uhBoy, this is sort of an awkward moment here
I, uh, uh, 
I'm going to be honest, 
I have to pee