So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling
Got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling
Now I'm wheeling, dealing, stealing, 
Johnny's apple seeds
Slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds
Showing no mercy step like 
Solomon Grundy
Hit ya with a table leg like 
I was Ted 
BundyI bludgeoned you you're bloodied, you think it's kinda of funny
First I'll take your money and then 
I'll swipe your honey
Dip slip to the 
A.M. what is that you're saying?
You think you start praying, it's not a game you're playing
Pump one, pump two, listen to the shotgun blast
I'll blast that sorry ass when you're all outta gas
Well, I freak like cerebral pals, 
I'll get inside your drawers
For alarm there is no, 'cause 
I funk like 
Lou RawlBasco 
Roscoe P. 
ColtraneI wish 
I had a membrane so that 
I could go insane
Red light, green light, you know 
I always win this game
You can be my gingerbread and 
I'll be your candycane
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
You might say no but 
I hope you mean maybe
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
You might say no but 
I hope you mean maybe
No chance in hell but 
I could tell you crave me
Frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me
Taste great but less filling, so thrilling
Come unannounced like automatic billing
And you can't do nothing as 
I push your buttons
When I talk you're gonna listen like 
I'm E.F. Hutton
Like Lionel 
Richie's up, '
All night long'
Jimmy Pop don't do nobody wrong
Stop, flop, flip and flop
Panties drop now 
I'm on top
So wiggle it just a little bit
I won't kiss your ass to get a piece of it
You said you wanted to do it now you're coming around to it
I'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew it
Take it blow by blow like 
Reginald Denny
I do it all the time, how many?
Many Frauleins 
I'm coming again like 
JesusAnd when 
I resurrect 
I'll be damned if 
I don't please you
Our Jimmy 
Pop that art in hell hear it
Fill me with your 
Holy Spirit
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
You might say no but 
I hope you mean maybe
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
You might say no but 
I hope you mean maybe
Einie meanie miney moe
Which of you girls will be my ho'
Cross your fingers, grit your teeth'
Cause the 
Bloodhound 
Gang makes holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
So watch your back straight to the attack
I'll spin you around like your name was 
Pat SajakTag your ass out and no tag backs
You psycho nymphomaniac
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
You might say no but 
I hope you mean maybe
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
You might say no but 
I hope you mean maybe
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
You might say no but 
I hope you mean maybe
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby
You might say no but 
I hope you mean maybe