I had a pleasant dream about beheaded hookers, dancing in the streets
Once I had a job, but I lost I like a virgin doing lap dance
Aha, so you've heard it too, tsunami surfers ain't coming back
My girl is in the heat, so now I got to have her in a cage
We hate goth and we hate smoking bans
All the nasty habits lost and found
Love tornado sure can take you down
I've been feeding lesbos from my hand
I don't really care, but I think your girlfriend gave me disease
I still recall the day, when my Finkus turned me homosexual
I'm glad that we agree, that we both love the way of Bukowski
Once I was a man, but today I'm more like Michael Jackson
We hate goth and we hate smoking bans
All the nasty habits lost and found
Love tornado sure can take you down
I've been feeding lesbos from my hand