The phone is ringing here we go again Some ladies need a dating man To take her out well sure I can Cos I'm a lady's man oh yes I am We have a good time and it feels alright Keep on rockin' 'til the mornin' light The time is up and the clock strikes four She wants more more more And when she asks me well what happens now I know for sure she'll be mine somehow So baby let's not fake it if yon really wanna make it Well that's fine with me Yon see baby I'm a F O F D I'm ready loose and easy got no dignity F O F D I got a Weak and cheap personality F O F D I'm ready loose and easy got no dignity F O F D So if you wanna use me just feel free I'm a F O F D Something tells me I should set her free And I say baby you're too good for me She spreads her legs in front of me My dignity is history On her knees she starts kissing me And goin' on about the birds and bees The same old story here we go again I' m a crazy man