I can sing, 
I can sing, 
I can sing better
I can knit a scarf but you can't knit a sweater
When I'm underwater 
I couldn't be wetter
Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater
I can dance, 
I can dance, 
I can dance faster
I tried to keep up but it was a disaster
One more move and 
I'm gonna be the master
So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster
I can eat, 
I can eat, 
I can eat more
And when it's not fresh from the local store
There's a little town in 
LabradorWhere she sells seashells by the shoe store
I can speak, 
I can speak, 
I can speak quicker
Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker
And on the guitar he could be a little slicker
Jimmy always said 
I was a good flat picker