[00:01.03]If I Had $1,000,000
[00:05.33]Barenaked Ladies
[00:26.36]If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:29.79]If I had a million dollars
[00:32.47]Well I’d buy you a house  I’d buy you a house
[00:38.53]And if I had a million dollars  If I had a million dollars
[00:44.45]I’d buy you furniture for your house   maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:50.51]And if I had a million dollars  If I had a million dollars
[00:56.31]Well I’d buy you a K-Car  a nice reliant automobile
[01:02.42]And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[01:15.03]If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
[01:20.46]If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
[01:26.45]If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:32.32]“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
[01:34.56]“Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:36.00]and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
[01:38.93]They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
[01:41.36]“Well can you blame them?”
[01:44.11]“Yeah.”
[01:47.41]If I had a million dollars   If I had a million dollars
[01:53.16]Well I’d buy you a fur coat  but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel
[01:59.58]And if I had a million dollars    If I had a million dollars
[02:04.95]Well I’d buy you an exotic pet   yep, like a llama or an emu
[02:11.13]And if I had a million dollars  If I had a million dollars
[02:16.42]Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains   all them crazy elephant bones
[02:22.85]And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[02:35.21]If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
[02:41.07]If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
[02:47.50]If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:52.86]“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
[02:54.55]“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
[02:56.67]“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
[02:59.04]“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”
[03:07.90]If I had a million dollars  If I had a million dollars
[03:13.52]Wel I’d buy you a green dress   but not a real green dress that’s cruel
[03:19.82]And if I had a million dollars   If I had a million dollars
[03:25.56]Well I’d buy you some art  A Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:31.43]And if I had a million dollars   If I had a million dollars
[03:37.36]Well I’d buy you a monkey   haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!
[03:43.03]And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[03:55.14]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:01.07]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:06.93]If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!