作词 : Steven Page/Ed Robertson
 作曲 : Steven Page/Ed Robertson
Here we are again
And we're looking at each other
As if each other were to blame

You think you're so smart
But I've seen you naked

And probably see you naked again

Milli vanilli told you to blame it on the rain
But if you blame it on the rain tell me
What can be gained so

If all else fails you can blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me

If all else fails blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me

Then you smile again
But you're looking at me like something
I'm supposed to say

Forgive me father
But I'm falling in love
And that's all I have for confession today
Maybe if you'd ask me on any other given day
I wouldn't have time for you
Or anything that you say

So right now you can blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me

If all else fails blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me

Yes dear I love you
But sometimes I think
That love's not enough for you
So you want to play mind games
Well that's fine go ahead

I can't hear you

Here you are
And you're a hundred thousand miles away

They say that absence
Makes the heart grow fungus

I wax poetic

As you're waxing your legs

You say you think
There's a traitor among us

If all else fails you can blame it on me

You can blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me

If all else fails blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me