作词 : Steven Page/Ed Robertson
 作曲 : Steven Page/Ed Robertson
You know he's not the kind of man
Who likes to see the world around him
Crumble to a ball around his feet

But he's always ready he's always set he's always well prepared
He's the most peculiar man you'll ever meet

You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor

He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door

He's not the king of Bedside Manor

He hardly even lives there anymore

He says excuse me I hope you don't mind
But I followed you into this shop
But I couldn't help but notice that riding crop
Sticking out of your haversack
Um I wouldn't mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar
He's a quickdraw with a lighter he's a pseudo movie star
You know he was quite a singer quite an actor
Quite some time ago
He had quite a famous program late night bedtime tv show
You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor

He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door

He's not the king of Bedside Manor

He hardly even lives there anymore
You know he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn
Just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone
From the house next door to his house on the lane
He consoles himself that he's got his health
But he knows he can't complain
You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor

He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door

He's not the king of Bedside Manor

He hardly even lives there anymore
He's not the King
He's not the King of Bedside Manor

He's not the King of Bedside Manor

Hardly even lives there anymore
Say
Domo Arigato Mr  Roboto
Domo Arigato Mr  Roboto
Say Domo Domo Domo
Domo Domo Domo
Domo Domo Domo
He's not the King
He's not the King
He's not the King of Bedside Manor