High school ring
High school ring
Who would have guessed it was a homicidal thing
Crying crying crying on your front porch swing
Eyes swollen up like a yellow jacket sting
Call him a thief
Call him a crook
You'll never get back what the magpie took
Call him a raven
Call him a rook
You'll never get back what the magpie took
Your boyfriend is me
Your boyfriend is me
I swear swear swear I didn't say anything
Your grandmother's silver
You keep it so clean
And those dark glasses can you see what I mean
Call him a thief
Call him a crook
You'll never get back what the magpie took
Call him a raven
Call him a rook
You'll never get back what the magpie took