He never tells me that he's sick of this house
He never says, "Why don't you get off that couch?"
He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out
I want you to love me like my dog
He never says 
I need a new attitude
Him and my sister ain't always in a feud
When I leave the seat up, he don't think that's rude
I want you to love me like my dog does baby
When I come home want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog
He never acts like he don't care for my friends
He never asks me "Where 'n the hell have you been?"
He don't play dead when 
I want to pet him
I want you to love my like my dog does, honey
He never says, "I wish you made more money"
He always thinks that pull my finger's funny
I want you to love me like my dog
He don't get made at me and throw a major fit
When I say his sister is a bitch
I want you to love me like my dog does, baby
When I come home, want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog
I want you to love me like my dog does, baby