[00:21.36]Hear ye, hear ye, from far and near [00:23.54]The one they call the big daddy kane is here [00:25.73]To deliver a message to everyone everywhere [00:28.16]So listen up party people cause this you should hear [00:30.66]Its a story of a far-away atmosphere [00:33.23]That you will find very rare and far beyond compare [00:35.66]All is sincere and rather debonair [00:38.16]So lets all gather around, because... [00:39.87] [01:00.16]Off to a place you thought was unreal [01:02.59]Where people of the world do know how to chill [01:04.84]Everything remains cool and calm where you are [01:07.21]And if you ask about crime, they allll say, [01:09.26] [01:10.20]They wouldnt even know what you mean [01:12.07]Cause its a different program, yall know the routine [01:14.57]Where people work hard for a decent buck [01:17.00]And you can wear truck jewelry without being stuck [01:19.18]Never wondering whether your house is all right [01:21.93]So go leave your vcr on the porch overnight [01:24.24]And as for the people they all stand proud [01:26.79]Senior citizens party with the hip-hop crowd [01:29.17]You can hang at a jam till the break of dawn [01:31.85]And leave without your bally shoes getting stepped on [01:34.16]Everyone walks around in their right mind and all [01:36.41]Because crack aint nothing but a hole in the wall [01:39.22]So those who wish to live with glare and flair [01:41.40]Theres a place that this can be done, and yo... [01:44.52] [02:03.99]What I discovered may just only seem [02:05.80]As something that you find in your wildest dream [02:08.67]But!on the real tip, you will see [02:11.22]Im not playing, what Im saying is reality [02:13.54]There is a place people live with joy [02:15.53]That the next man cannot come along and destroy [02:17.90]No one faces problems, no one says sorry [02:20.40]And war aint nothing but a game on atari [02:22.95]This message also applies to other nations [02:25.48]Like africa for instance, where theres starvation [02:27.91]But if you come with me, youre sure to see [02:30.53]Ethiopians can eat in red lobster for free [02:32.65]And people that you saw before that were poor [02:35.15]Will never ever see the situation no more [02:37.46]Cause in this world everyones a millionaire [02:39.81] [02:40.56]Are you sick? [02:41.24]And what the hell is welfare? [02:42.42]Fashions are smashing for all to flaunt [02:44.86]And we can get anything that we want [02:46.73]So dont think you cant afford expensive design [02:49.60]Because fresh gucci wear is only $5.99 [02:52.41]So come ye all and attend this affair [02:54.59]As we journey to the promised land, and... [02:57.28] [03:11.95]Since Im the type of guy that laughs and jokes [03:14.13]This may sound funny, but seriously folks [03:16.56]Its a shame that people today must live [03:18.80]In a world thats operating oh so negative [03:21.30]But I found a place designed especially for you [03:23.93]Where peace and harmony is everyones culture [03:26.17]So lets all gather around before this world corrupts [03:28.66]And we dont even need scotty to beam us up [03:31.60]Because...