I got my fidget spinner, I got my vape
I'm 'bout to take that girl out on a tinder date
Then I show her card tricks at my place
And I got two hover boards we can race (I'm the perfect man)
Inhale, exhale, spin
Inhale, exhale, spin
Blow a - cool smoke - ring
I just - learned this - trick
Can't have - no girl - friend
Too ma - ny op - tions
Too good - at va - ping
Too busy - fidget spin - ning