作曲 : Adam Sykes/Ol Ketteringham/Sarah Kemp/Brendan Sykes/Hazel Wilde
 You wanted a piggyback

 Well I lost my spine

 And I dreamt of awful things

 And complete physical interaction

 When you went missing

 I looked almost everywhere

 I sailed the seas

 You were never even there

 You were never even there

 You were never even there

 You were never even there

 Thought I saw you the next night

 You were nowhere to be seen

 'Cause it's probably best

 It wasn't such a nice dream

 When you went missing

 I looked almost everywhere

 I sailed the seas

 You were never even there

 You were never even there

 You were never even there

 You were never even there no