作词 : Arthur, Owens, Paisley
When  a  freight  train  jumps  off  a  track
And  rolls  down  my  road
And  its  summer  time  in  Texas
And  they're  playing  in  the  snow
When  politicians  everywhere  stop  telling  lies
And  only  state  the  facts
Right  then,that's  when
I'll  take  you  back
Let's  say  I  get  bucked  off  a  bull  and  fall  and  hit  my  head
And  then  I  get  amnesia  and  forget  the  things  you  said
I  lose  my  better  judgement  and  I  take  up  smoking  crack
Right  then,that's  when
I'll  take  you  back
Go  on  keep  trying
Come  on  keep  calling
You  know  I  like  it
When  you  come  crawling
Its  like  music
To  hear  you  balling
Waa,waa,waa,waa,waa
When  Donald  Trump  takes  a  part  time  job  parking  cars
When  Clint  Eastwood  does  ballet  in  a  big  pink  leotard
And  a  donkey  wins  the  Derby  as  he  takes  his  victory  lap
Right  then,that's  when
I'll  take  you  back
Go  on  keep  trying
Come  on  keep  calling
You  know  I  like  it
You  come  crawling
Its  like  music
To  hear  you  balling
Waa,waa,waa,waa,waa
The  day  that  old  morning  sun  rises  in  the  west
And  they  pass  a  law  in  L.A.banning  artificial  breasts
When  cars  can  run  on  water,gasoline  and  oil  ain't  worth  jack
Right  then,that's  when
I'll  take  you  back
Go  on  keep  trying
Come  on  keep  calling
You  know  I  like  it
You  come  crawling
Its  like  music
To  hear  you  balling
Waa,waa,waa,waa,waa
Its  like  music
To  hear  you  balling
Waa,waa,waa,waa,waa