Artist：brad paisley
Songs Title：celebrity

Someday I'm gonna be famous

Do I have talent ... well ... no

These days you don't really need it

Thanks to reality shows

Can't Wait to date a supermodel

Can't Wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari

On my way to rehab

'Cause when you're a Celebrity

It's adios reality
You can a act just foollike

People think you're cool
Just 'cause your on TV

I can throw A major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that it goes with

Being a Celebrity

uh huh

I get to cry to Barbara Walters

When Things don't go my way

I'll get community service

No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids

They'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down
THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP
'Cause when you're a Celebrity

adios It's reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV

I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough

Being a Celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun

We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood

Here we come!

Yeah, When you're a Celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool
Just cause you're on tv

...Being a Celebrity

...Yeah Celebrity

...uh-huh

Where's my coffee?