Here's one line I remember All the rest I forget Something about stroking the rooster Setting up a crooked bet No concern of my own What you do, do or don't do We got all this and heaven too Tie me down and paint me blue Don't need a shot Don't need a rooster Ladies of the jury, stroke my rooster I don't complain, it's not my nature Take my milkshake straight, no chaser Rooster rag, rooster rag End up doing that rooster rag End up, end up, end up doing that rooster rag Mose don't you stroke that rooster Step on back, step on back It just serves to make him looser Treat him right and he'll cut you slack Tubal-cain was the god of fire He got doused, first goood rain Crossed the sea in a Goodyear tyre Wired up tight, feeling no pain Kings of creation, in strict rotation Stroking the rooster Saturday night Flirting with loss of reputation A paid vacation where dogs don't bite Rooster rag, rooster rag End up doing that rooster rag End up, end up, end up doing that rooster rag No excuses, no regrets Got back what I put out Calling in all my crooked bets ' Cept them few that's still in doubt Leave this old world a better place Paper chase, what a waste A cut-off throw-switch just in case You bite off more than a taste Don't need a shot Don't need a rooster Ladies of the jury, stroke my rooster I don't complain, it's not my nature Take my milkshake straight, no chaser Rooster rag, rooster rag End up doing that rooster rag End up, end up, end up doing that rooster rag Rooster rag, rooster rag End up doing that rooster rag End up, end up, end up doing that rooster rag