[00:00.95]If there's a God
[00:03.51]He's laughing at us and our football team
[00:11.37]
[00:18.11]Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place
[00:23.58]I can see it from the highway and I'm wondering
[00:28.70]
[00:29.32]Are they f'ing in their yards, f'ing in their cars
[00:32.58]F'ing in the trailers and the back roads
[00:35.00]and the parking lots of Effington
[00:38.24]Making my way to normal, Illinois
[00:42.43]
[00:50.10]Maybe I should ditch this little
[00:52.72]white rental on the interstate
[00:55.04]And start a new f'ing life in Effington
[00:59.71]
[01:01.16]I could change my name,
[01:03.22]grow a beard, start a family
[01:05.40]Or I could just keep on moving on, moving on
[01:08.41]Moving on, moving on,
[01:10.08]not stop 'til I get to normal
[01:13.14]I want to live in Effington
[01:16.39]I want to die there too
[01:19.26]Please bury me in Effington
[01:22.44]In Effington, in Effington, oh
[01:26.06]
[01:33.55]I've got this movie in my mind of Effington
[01:37.42]
[01:39.29]And the soundtrack to it sounds like this
[01:42.61]Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
[01:46.42]
[01:59.34]I want to live in Effington
[02:02.64]I want to die there too
[02:05.45]Please bury me in Effington
[02:08.57]In Effington, in Effington, oh
[02:12.50]
[02:25.42]If there's a God
[02:27.68]He's laughing at us and our football team
[02:34.73]
[02:38.40]And then the people who live in normal
[02:41.89]Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effington
[02:45.59]That's what normal people do
[02:47.72]Do normal people do it too
[02:49.59]Normal people do it too, normal people do it
[02:51.95]People do it, people do it, people do it
[02:54.09]
[03:10.12]I want to live in Effington
[03:13.31]I want to die there too
[03:16.23]Please bury me in Effington
[03:19.22]In Effington, in Effington
[03:21.28]In Effington, in Effington