Called in sick one day Stepped out my front door Squinted up at the sky And strapped on my backpack Got into a van And when I returned I had Ex-wives and children Boxes of photographs And they gave me some food And they didn't charge me And they gave me some coffee And they didn't charge me And when I was broke I needed it more But now that I'm rich They give me coffee Eating an ice cream cone Texting with my thumbs Flipping off the asshole Who pulled into my lane Life could be louder than something cracked up to be We all get new cells every seven years I feel seven today It's a good day to die again Now they save me my place Over there in a corner And I never get tickets Now I only get warnings But when I was broke I needed it more And now that I'm rich I get free coffee