Tread slowly from the car to the spa Like a weary war-torn refugee Crossing the border with her starving child It's a struggle just to get to shiatsu Present the waitress with your allergy card And tell all of your problems, leave no tip at all Down at the shoe store with your friends Speculate who might be ****ing a guru Rock on, rock on with your fashionable frown Rock on, rock on, spread the love around Rock on, rock on with a fashionable frown Spread the love around Hard to remember how we managed before We could afford real and nervous breakdowns Or before the anthropology store Was erected on Indian burial grounds So really, don't you see a little of yourself In the bathroom attendant that you just scowled at? Or the child who's hiding inside As you wipe the smile off a teenage movie star Rock on, rock on with my fashionable frown Rock on, rock on, spread the love around Rock on, rock on with a fashionable frown Spread the love around, spread the love around, alright You're gonna be alright, baby You're gonna be alright, baby Floating back from the spa to the car State of bliss, and it wasn't the steam room Sometimes life's not so bad Now we know who's been ****ing the guru Rock on, rock on with a fashionable frown Rock on, rock on, spread the love around Rock on, rock on with your fashionable frown Spread the love around, smile for us now Do it upside down