作曲 : Botch
Woke up this morning, what do I see?
 Three thousand cameras pointed at me.
 Dude says, "You Levi?"
 I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir."
 "Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter."
 So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister,
 "Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
 And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny?
 "Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency."
 And I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"
 They say, "Soon you will, boy; they just announced it."
 I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
 Gonna lay down the law
 And tell her what's going on:
 I'm a ****ing redneck,
 I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
 And kill some moose.
 I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
 You **** with me and I kick your ass.
 So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
 And sex outside marriage is against our religion.
 And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old,
 They say, "Levi, it's too late,
 "You gotta do as you're told."
 So I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"
 They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
 I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
 Gonna lay down the law
 And tell her what's going on:
 I'm a ****ing redneck,
 I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
 And kill some moose.
 I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
 You **** with me and I kick your ass.
 (instrumental)
 I'm a ****ing redneck,
 I like to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
 And kill some moose.
 I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
 You **** with me and I kick your ass.
 I like to do some shit, do some chillin' I guess
 ... Kill some moose