[00:08.08]If there's a god,
[00:09.64]
[00:10.64]he's laughing at us
[00:13.82]
[00:14.88]And our football team.
[00:18.69]
[00:26.11]Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place
[00:30.48]
[00:31.42]I can see it from the highway
[00:33.23]
[00:33.98]And I'm wondering
[00:35.04]
[00:37.28]Are they f'ing in their yards
[00:39.09]f'ing in their cars
[00:40.46]f'ing in the trailers and the backroads
[00:42.66]and the parking lots of Effington
[00:45.03]
[00:46.21]Making my way to Normal, Illinois.
[00:48.89]
[00:58.00]Maybe I should ditch this little white rental on the interstate
[01:02.62]And start a new f'ing life...in effington
[01:06.45]
[01:09.01]I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family
[01:12.57]
[01:13.19]Or I could just keep moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on
[01:18.12]Not stop 'til I get to Normal.
[01:20.18]
[01:21.05]I want to live in Effington
[01:23.80]
[01:24.42]I want to die there too.
[01:27.24]Please bury me in Effington
[01:29.36]
[01:30.48]In Effington
[01:31.54]In Effington
[01:32.54]Oh
[01:32.92]
[01:41.84]I've got this movie in my mind of Effington
[01:44.83]
[01:47.64]And the soundtrack to it sounds like this
[01:50.51]
[01:51.14]I want to live in Effington
[01:52.82]
[02:07.74]I want to die there too.
[02:14.03]Please bury me in Effington
[02:16.22]
[02:17.21]In Effington
[02:18.28]In Effington
[02:19.27]Oh
[02:20.15]
[02:34.32]If there's a god,
[02:35.63]
[02:36.38]he's laughing at us
[02:39.43]And our football team.
[02:42.30]
[02:51.16]And then the people who live in Normal
[02:53.66]Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effinghton
[02:56.55]
[02:57.48]That's what normal people do
[02:59.35]Normal people do it too
[03:01.54]Normal people do it too
[03:03.22]Normal people do it
[03:04.22]People do it
[03:04.97]People do it
[03:05.78]People do it
[03:06.78]
[03:21.82]I want to live in Effington
[03:25.25]I want to die there to.
[03:28.06]Please bury me in Effington
[03:30.68]
[03:31.24]In Effington
[03:32.37]In Effington
[03:33.49]In Effington
[03:34.61]In Effington