[00:00.92]Dearly Beloved
[00:02.64]Bad Religion
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[00:16.80]Here's a story of an honest man losing religion,
[00:19.54]Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation,
[00:22.53]The while praying came a wicked inspiration,
[00:25.47]Brothers, sisters this is what he said:
[00:28.43]Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,
[00:33.64]I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!
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[00:47.36]He was the kind of guy who'd always go right out of his way,
[00:50.40]But more before that crazy notion leapt right into his head,
[00:53.07]And stubbornly crept into every mad perception,
[00:56.18]I can't deny a funny feeling when he said:
[00:58.98]Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,
[01:04.13]I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!
[01:11.33]Dearest in memoriam - set phasers to stun
[01:18.62]And grab yourself a neighbors' skeleton to lean upon,
[01:24.83]Did you know him in life - one filled with regret,
[01:29.91]So soon we all forget - we ever met,
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[01:37.02]Do you know my name - sing a light refrain
[01:42.99]For a man estranged -
[01:45.19]I won't deny that I'm inclined to isolate
[01:48.67]Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,
[01:53.06]I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!
[01:59.07]I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you,
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