With a short fuse and Chinese directions
I think you' ll light yourself on fire
Because a Roman Candle' s got no direction
It just waits to expire

And I know it takes a new addiction
To keep you from what you' re addicted to
Which is why I wish I could find a distraction
Whose efficacy is tried and true

This person who thinks this is what I look like
Well it' s as though you were drunk for years
And if I didn' t know better
I' d say I' d never seen better from you