[00:07.87]He was sittin' at the bar,
[00:19.74]sippin' on a regular Coke
[00:25.68]We were drinkin' and smokin'
[00:28.00]and makin' him the butt of our jokes
[00:33.99]We all said,
[00:35.62]"Man, what happened to you?
[00:38.80]Why can't you just have a few?"
[00:42.31]He said,
[00:43.08]"I would if I could,
[00:45.46]but it's probably best that I don't."
[00:48.27]Cause the more I drink,
[00:52.96]the more I drink
[00:54.14]Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover
[00:57.65]and a dancin' machine
[00:59.34]I get loud, I get proud....
[01:03.52]and it gets worse
[01:07.28]Well if I have one,
[01:10.09]I'll have thirteen
[01:12.27]Naw, there ain't no in-between
[01:16.46]Cause, the more I drink,
[01:21.08]the more I drink.
[01:26.08]A couple of cold ones,
[01:27.90]and somebody hands me a shot.
[01:30.96]Hell, even buck-tooth
[01:35.34]and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
[01:39.59]And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
[01:45.65]and sweet talkin' some big brunette
[01:50.65]Yeah, once I get on a roll,
[01:53.65]ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
[01:56.65]
[01:58.36]Yep-yep
[02:26.45]Humm, that's what I'm talking about
[02:49.86]Man, if I have one,
[02:52.48]I'll have thirteen
[02:55.11]And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,
[02:58.99]The more I drink...
[03:01.36]the more I drink.
[03:06.86]Yeah, the more I drink,
[03:09.79]the more I drink, the more I drink.