Song | Princess Rap Battle: Daenerys vs. Maleficent |
Artist | Whitney Avalon |
Artist | YoungStar |
Album | Princess Rap Battle: Daenerys vs. Maleficent |
[00:00.316] | Princess Rap Battle! |
[00:03.107] | Daenerys vs Maleficent |
[00:18.782] | Let the rap battle begin! |
[00:21.425] | M:Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation |
[00:24.248] | I’m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation |
[00:26.546] | To your kneeling supplication: I’m the rhyming ruination |
[00:29.235] | That will put your puny nation in suspended animation |
[00:31.492] | D:I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name |
[00:34.610] | You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains |
[00:37.138] | You’re insane bringing battle, why you diggin’ your own grave? |
[00:39.732] | I’ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave |
[00:42.242] | M:You know, I’m just so delighted by your family’s bad luck |
[00:45.145] | A curse would be useless: you already suck |
[00:47.795] | First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother |
[00:50.128] | Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered |
[00:52.822] | DI:Well, all men must die |
[00:54.065] | M:I wish that they would |
[00:55.610] | The truth is I’m ruthless - I make bad look good |
[00:57.798] | Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well |
[01:00.570] | Illinest villainess who’s killin’ this with all the powers of Hell |
[01:03.103] | D:Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse? |
[01:05.928] | You’re a fairy-tale bully: find an infant to curse |
[01:08.466] | And what’s your obsession with fingers and p***ks? |
[01:11.253] | Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some ***** |
[01:13.747] | These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills |
[01:16.329] | The only thing mad about me is my skills |
[01:18.840] | G:Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in |
[01:21.463] | M:This hottie freed the slaves |
[01:22.925] | D:Call me Babe-raham Lincoln |
[01:24.339] | M:Eat your heart out, sweetie |
[01:25.544] | DI:Better start counting sheep |
[01:26.645] | M:We’ll be scoring while you’re snoring in perpetual sleep |
[01:29.214] | No privates in your army? |
[01:30.631] | DI:That’s crazy |
[01:31.300] | M:It’s nuts |
[01:31.956] | You all show so much ass it should be called Game of Butts |
[01:34.766] | Isn’t it scary when you’re forced into marryin’ |
[01:37.245] | Surrounded by hairy men and losin’ your cherry then |
[01:39.796] | Your baby’s miscarryin’ - Bargain Barbie Barbarian |
[01:42.228] | Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen |
[01:45.030] | D:If you’re so powerful then answer me this: |
[01:47.660] | What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss? |
[01:50.205] | All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat |
[01:52.689] | M:It’s done |
[01:53.359] | G:Stick a fork in her |
[01:54.033] | D:That’s all she wrote |
[01:55.321] | Show’s over, soon you’ll be a feast for crows |
[01:57.834] | Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although |
[02:00.673] | I rose from the ashes |
[02:02.032] | G:Now a force you can’t stop |
[02:03.271] | M:She started from the bottom |
[02:04.391] | D:Now I finish on top |
[02:06.006] | M:You think that was hot? It’s not even warm |
[02:08.596] | Come to my world and see my true form |
[02:16.389] | I like your style, kid, but it’s time to retire |
[02:18.950] | Spoiler alert: I’m about to spit fire |
[02:31.434] | D:I’m The Mother of Dragons, you can’t burn me! |
[02:34.688] | The best don’t rest - it’s my destiny |
[02:37.226] | So send me back home, I’ve an empire to build or |
[02:39.657] | You’ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed |
[02:43.689] |
[00:00.316] | Princess Rap Battle! |
[00:03.107] | Daenerys vs Maleficent |
[00:18.782] | Let the rap battle begin! |
[00:21.425] | M: Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation |
[00:24.248] | I' m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation |
[00:26.546] | To your kneeling supplication: I' m the rhyming ruination |
[00:29.235] | That will put your puny nation in suspended animation |
[00:31.492] | D: I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name |
[00:34.610] | You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains |
[00:37.138] | You' re insane bringing battle, why you diggin' your own grave? |
[00:39.732] | I' ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave |
[00:42.242] | M: You know, I' m just so delighted by your family' s bad luck |
[00:45.145] | A curse would be useless: you already suck |
[00:47.795] | First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother |
[00:50.128] | Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered |
[00:52.822] | DI: Well, all men must die |
[00:54.065] | M: I wish that they would |
[00:55.610] | The truth is I' m ruthless I make bad look good |
[00:57.798] | Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well |
[01:00.570] | Illinest villainess who' s killin' this with all the powers of Hell |
[01:03.103] | D: Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse? |
[01:05.928] | You' re a fairytale bully: find an infant to curse |
[01:08.466] | And what' s your obsession with fingers and p ks? |
[01:11.253] | Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some |
[01:13.747] | These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills |
[01:16.329] | The only thing mad about me is my skills |
[01:18.840] | G: Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in |
[01:21.463] | M: This hottie freed the slaves |
[01:22.925] | D: Call me Baberaham Lincoln |
[01:24.339] | M: Eat your heart out, sweetie |
[01:25.544] | DI: Better start counting sheep |
[01:26.645] | M: We' ll be scoring while you' re snoring in perpetual sleep |
[01:29.214] | No privates in your army? |
[01:30.631] | DI: That' s crazy |
[01:31.300] | M: It' s nuts |
[01:31.956] | You all show so much ass it should be called Game of Butts |
[01:34.766] | Isn' t it scary when you' re forced into marryin' |
[01:37.245] | Surrounded by hairy men and losin' your cherry then |
[01:39.796] | Your baby' s miscarryin' Bargain Barbie Barbarian |
[01:42.228] | Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen |
[01:45.030] | D: If you' re so powerful then answer me this: |
[01:47.660] | What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss? |
[01:50.205] | All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat |
[01:52.689] | M: It' s done |
[01:53.359] | G: Stick a fork in her |
[01:54.033] | D: That' s all she wrote |
[01:55.321] | Show' s over, soon you' ll be a feast for crows |
[01:57.834] | Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although |
[02:00.673] | I rose from the ashes |
[02:02.032] | G: Now a force you can' t stop |
[02:03.271] | M: She started from the bottom |
[02:04.391] | D: Now I finish on top |
[02:06.006] | M: You think that was hot? It' s not even warm |
[02:08.596] | Come to my world and see my true form |
[02:16.389] | I like your style, kid, but it' s time to retire |
[02:18.950] | Spoiler alert: I' m about to spit fire |
[02:31.434] | D: I' m The Mother of Dragons, you can' t burn me! |
[02:34.688] | The best don' t rest it' s my destiny |
[02:37.226] | So send me back home, I' ve an empire to build or |
[02:39.657] | You' ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed |
[02:43.689] |