[00:01.91]I'm considering religion [00:03.90]And military conscription [00:06.93]It's the moment I realise I am stuck [00:13.28] [00:14.20]Asserting ourselves at traffic lights [00:17.41]In foreign countries in the very dead of night [00:20.12]Is the moment I realise I am stuck [00:26.69] [00:27.79]Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh [00:30.20]This is the end of the asterisk [00:33.41]Babe, that one's got nothing on me [00:36.13]This is the end of the footnote [00:38.70] [00:39.49]Extorting money from your parents [00:46.91]Your disgusting parents [00:49.94]Honestly you're an absolute waste of time [00:53.50]Craving attention with your self-deprecation [00:56.08]I'll tell you one thing, it's spot on [01:00.15]And I'm better [01:02.25] [01:03.10]Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh [01:06.30]This is the end of the asterisk [01:09.35]Babe, that one's got nothing on me [01:11.63]This is the end of the footnote [01:14.80] [01:15.82]Extorting money from your parents [01:22.35]Your disgusting parents [01:26.56]Honestly you are an absolute tragedy [01:29.48]My luck, heroically, in all of the books you read [01:32.20]I read your novella, oh how I laughed [01:36.56]Killed off the lot of them [01:40.66]