Oh don′t the sun look lonesome tonight 
Shining down through the trees 
I′m feeling like such a mannish child 
Bottlenecking while 
I′m eating gummy fleas 
I′m watching cartoons and eating little candy 
And everybody here wants to be like me 
Walking on the sidewalk with 
W.C. Handy 
And all the little people turn their heads 
To see I′m getting up, time to dust my broom 
Sing nursery rhymes of pain 
I′m trading cards with 
John the Conqueroo 
We′re setting up our toy mystery trains 
I′m watching cartoons and eating little candy 
And everybody here wants to be like me 
Walking on the sidewalk with 
W.C.Handy 
And all the little wannabees turn to see 
I′m eating chocolate chip cookie dough 
Heading down the crossroads 
Walking with my jelly beans 
Sitting at the master′s knee