On the telephone 
On the message board 
On the toilet wall 
Telemarket poll 
By sign language 
By a pigeon carriage 
By pressing red 
Fastest thumbs in the west 
We're waiting 
For fun, friendship and maybe more 
Fun, friendship and maybe more 
I am the man down 
I'm gonna lose my leg so just gimme the whiskey and let's go 
Yes I covet my neighbour's wife 
And yes I covet my neighbour's goods 
Don't get too close 
I might take a swipe 
And friendly fire still burns 
He said She said 
This is not a good time 
How about the 
New World 
Wine Or a set of shiny steak knives $29.95 
I went for a video 
I came back with a tan 
I came back with a tan 
Still they gazed and their wonder grew 
In this world of it might just be you 
Watch them slip on the hamster wheel 
Tears give good 
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