[00:01.04]OH BO (studio) - Bo Burnham
[00:01.90]I feel like hip hop
[00:03.56]Used to be a voice for the voiceless
[00:05.48]You know
[00:07.86]And now it's become
[00:08.79]At least in the mainstream
[00:10.21]A symbol of misogyny  gay panic
[00:17.80]Fiscal irresponsibility
[00:21.38]So I figure
[00:24.54]If you can't beat 'em
[00:28.26]Join 'em
[00:29.33]Hittin' the club up VIP
[00:30.43]I got a fake mustache
[00:31.45]And a fake ID
[00:32.65]I look like Wooly Willy
[00:33.54]With a really wooly willy
[00:36.10]And I bypass the bouncer
[00:36.93]Pass by an ex and I flex and
[00:38.46]Bounce her  wowser
[00:39.85]Look at all of Bo's hoes
[00:41.59]Looking for a ride on Bo's hose
[00:43.49]And I spot a little Latino
[00:44.99]Booty so big call it Oprah's ego
[00:46.82]We go to it  through it  she says
[00:48.83]"Dios mía mi amigo "
[00:50.85]Pull it out  stick it in your mouth
[00:52.59]And I bust in the back of ya
[00:54.28]Swallow bitch  there's people starving in Africa
[00:57.83]Single every single day
[00:59.48]Do it every single way
[01:01.23]Make the single ladies say
[01:03.76]Oooh Bo
[01:05.68]And if I were gay
[01:07.32]Though I swear I'm straight
[01:08.91]I'd make the fellas say
[01:11.93]You're an ice cream
[01:12.80]Sundae with a cherry on top
[01:13.86]But careful  cherry
[01:14.43]'Cause I'm the King of Pop
[01:15.65]Pop pop pop goes my weasel
[01:17.04]Now ya looking like
[01:18.22]Jackson Pollock's easel
[01:20.07]My suggestion is:
[01:20.85]You don't blow 'til you
[01:22.21]Know what congestion is
[01:23.16]Swallow when you know what digestion is
[01:24.56]Follow Bo  the only question is:
[01:26.48]Have you been splattered before
[01:27.79]By the mad-hatter matador
[01:30.02]Cake-batter never more
[01:31.79]It don't matter whether you're
[01:33.57]Spanish  French  Swedish or Cambodian
[01:37.14]I'll slime you so hard you
[01:38.58]Could be on Nickelodeon
[01:40.75]Single every single day
[01:42.42]Do it every single way
[01:44.18]Make the single ladies say
[01:46.69]Oooh Bo
[01:48.54]And if I were gay
[01:49.83]Though I swear I'm straight
[01:51.68]I'd make the fellas say
[01:53.77]Oooh Bo
[01:56.37]Oh Bo-o  ooh Bo  Bo
[02:00.57]A-a-Oooh Bo  Oooh Bo  Oooh Bo
[02:09.28]You think that you can handle me
[02:11.09]Girl  don't make me laugh
[02:12.58]I said my junk is bipolar
[02:14.26]It'll split you in half (yea)
[02:17.07]And if you're lucky
[02:18.10]I might just bring you home
[02:20.02]And I'll have you going down
[02:21.55]Like you're growin' an extra chromosome
[02:23.90]And when you grab me
[02:25.35]Don't grab me by my buns
[02:27.08]'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns
[02:32.44]I got the runs
[02:33.83]I got the ru-u-u-uuuns
[02:38.02]Single every single day
[02:39.78]Do it every single way
[02:41.75]Make the single ladies say
[02:44.05]Oooh Bo
[02:46.07]And if I were gay
[02:47.50]Though I swear I'm straight
[02:49.21]I'd make the fellas say
[02:51.17]Oooh Bo
[02:53.62]I wanna break it down for ya'll
[02:55.71]I came from the streets  with nothin'
[02:58.87]Now I'm makin' hit records
[03:01.31]For my people still livin' in the streets
[03:03.88]Still livin' in poverty  I wanna tell you
[03:05.69]I'm doin' this for you
[03:08.16]My success is your success
[03:12.11]And I know you may be thinkin'
[03:13.07]Hey  if you really believe that
[03:14.69]Why don't you use some of your money
[03:16.03]To help rebuild the neighborhood
[03:17.82]Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski
[03:22.48]And to that I say (uh  chorus is comin' up):
[03:28.28]Single every single day
[03:30.01]Do it every single way
[03:31.84]Make the single ladies say
[03:34.03]Oooh Bo
[03:36.23]And if I were gay
[03:37.71]Though I swear I'm straight
[03:39.32]I'd make the fellas say
[03:41.10]Unh Unh
[03:41.92]You gotta fume like a tuna
[03:44.16]I'll smell ya later
[03:45.85]I met a fat chick
[03:47.63]And f**ked her in an elevator
[03:50.55]It was wrong on so many levels
[03:53.86]It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels
[03:57.21]It was wrong on so many levels (unh)
[04:01.00]It was wrong on  it was wrong on
[04:04.57]It was wrong on
[04:06.10]Single every single day
[04:07.55]Do it every single way
[04:09.36]Make the single ladies say
[04:11.80]Oooh Bo
[04:13.39]And if I were gay
[04:15.40]Though I swear I'm straight
[04:17.00]I'd make the fellas say
[04:18.54]Oooh
[04:20.04]Single every single
[04:21.68]Do it every single
[04:23.59]Pop that single like a Pringle jingle
[04:26.19]Oooh Bo
[04:27.72]This song's almost completed
[04:29.13]All this little ditty needed
[04:31.11]Instrument that's double reeded:
[04:33.14]The oboe
[04:38.00](Yea)
[04:40.14]Oh  Bo
[04:40.83]Play that oboe