[tool:歌词滚动姬 (lrc-maker.github.io)]
[00:00.000]
[00:16.112] I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady
[00:18.423] But nice, cause I texted Haiti
[00:20.061] 90 lady cops on the road
[00:21.736] And I'm arrested for doing eighty
[00:23.547] Like Hamlet, all about "words, words, words"
[00:26.212] Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds
[00:28.181] I'm a gay sea otter:
[00:29.654] I blow other dudes out of the water
[00:31.546] I'm the man muffin, diving, muffin
[00:33.882] Cold and fly like an arctic puffin
[00:35.794] Puffing whacky tobaccy
[00:37.870] Hating other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki
[00:39.630] And I've been rocking this mic before electricity
[00:41.771] Way back in 1000 BCE -
[00:43.937] That's before the common era
[00:48.505] I can't be stopped
[00:49.563] Flow so sick that it should be mopped up
[00:51.969] Chick's got a dixie cup
[00:53.439] I gotta ******* full of helium; I'll ******* you up
[00:55.327] A boy, a girl, a middle aged *******
[00:57.749] Botox in the third person
[00:59.594] I give the perspective a switch and
[01:01.461] Bo talks in the third person
[01:04.117] Just relax; if you wanna know me, here's two facts
[01:07.281] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
[01:13.416] Hungry hungry hippo-crite
[01:15.196] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
[01:22.093] Met a girl named Macy, had *** with her all day
[01:26.447] But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doing the YMCA
[01:30.734] We balling, Asian, Wii bowling,
[01:32.993] Prostate cancer semi-colon
[01:34.877] Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking
[01:36.865] Atticus Finch, killing, mocking
[01:38.733] Cry like a child would
[01:40.710] You raped my childhood
[01:42.784] Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon
[01:47.384] To relax my mind
[01:48.615] I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and
[01:50.526] Rhyming, mathematical timing
[01:52.525] Syntax impacts the intact hymen
[01:54.460] I'm an internet provider
[01:56.509] Came from the web like a horny spider
[01:58.308] *******ed a girl in an apple orchard
[02:00.390] Then came inside her
[02:02.101] I thought AIDS was a butt virus
[02:03.985] Like conjunction junction conjunctivitis
[02:06.271] I spit gold bars cause I was
[02:08.345] Molested by my uncle Midas
[02:09.975] Gay dads blow pops, another sucker
[02:12.378] Oedipus was the first mother*******er
[02:14.109] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
[02:20.120] Hungry hungry hippo-crite
[02:22.124] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
[02:29.946] We the people of the USA
[02:31.629] José, we're not talking to you, esé
[02:33.657] We got a border in order to keep you out
[02:35.561] It's what my NYU essay's about
[02:37.510] Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess
[02:39.680] Molested by my Uncle Sam, is that incest?
[02:41.677] "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger
[02:43.404] Does my nephew's scent still linger?
[02:45.775] South of queers, north of hell
[02:47.489] The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell
[02:49.543] We guard the border and we guard it well
[02:51.308] But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell
[02:53.339] Did I say liberty? I meant taco
[02:55.525] Paco, hey you better let that rock go
[02:57.429] Cause in real life Goliath wins
[02:59.276] And then sells all the silk that the widow spins
[03:01.786] One more time!
[03:03.284] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
[03:09.190] Hungry hungry hippo-crite
[03:11.207] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
[03:18.970] ******* and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh
[03:22.643] ******* and hoes, *******, hoes
[03:27.014] ******* and hoes don't exist
[03:28.726] Because the hoes know Bo's a feminist
[03:30.590] ******* and hoes don't exist
[03:32.594] Because the hoes know Bo's a feminist
[03:34.733] So take off your bras and burn 'em
[03:36.590] Or you can let me burn 'em
[03:38.588] Take off your bras and burn 'em
[03:40.597] Or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em
[03:42.439] So take off your bras and burn 'em
[03:44.644] Or you can let me burn 'em
[03:46.613] Take off your bras and burn 'em
[03:48.610] Or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em
[03:50.781]