[00:00.000] 作词 : synista
[00:00.000] 作曲 : synista
[00:00.000]China Mac:
[00:00.000]“Ayo Lil Pump let me tell you sumthin' boy”
[00:00.000]“李鹏，让我来告诉你一些事情顺便给你上一课”
[00:02.533]“You a lil kid so I’m just gon’ score you like a lil boy you are you understand I’m sayin'?”
[00:02.533]“你现在还只是个弟弟 所以我就暂且当你还只是个小孩不懂事 不跟你计较太多”
[00:06.620]“When you make these jokes you pull your eyes you say all these ”
[00:06.620]“当你富强民主爱开玩笑 把你那24k黄金眼拉长眯着 说什么富强民主爱国的时候”
[00:11.537]“ feel disrespected by that you understand I’m sayin'?”
[00:11.537]“我的人都觉得他们治伤被拉低了，而且我们非常不舒适, 你懂我意思吧?”
[00:14.385]“You gon’ put some respect on my culture or my people u understand I’m sayin'?”
[00:14.385]“你最好去漱个口 ,尊重我们上下五千年的沉淀和积累”
[00:18.947]“You ain’t gon’ make those statements without getting checked”
[00:18.947]“你就别妄想在开了民主富强爱的玩笑之后还想着能够全身而退了”
[00:22.303]“If ain’t nobody else gon’ say sumthin' to you, I’m gonna say sumthin' to you”
[00:22.303]“如果所有人都不出声 我一定会说点什么告诉你的马”
[00:25.398]“So this is what the you gonna do lil boy”
[00:25.398]“所以 小老弟 这是你接下来要做的事情
[00:27.478]You gon’ take that video to off you page right now
[00:27.478]“立刻 马上 把你那个可爱的视频从你的主页上删掉”
[00:31.221]I was thinking ‘bout
[00:31.221]其实我刚刚在想
[00:32.087]Just speak out loud and spit on your face but that would be lame(yeah yeah)
[00:32.087]要不要直接大声说出来直接糊在你腊肉脸上 不过那样未免也太low了
[00:35.871]Just in case that people say I’m trolling for fame
[00:35.871]免得落人口舌被别人说我蹭你热度
[00:37.972]24/7 you them x’s you up dank you up grams
[00:37.972]1个星期7天24个小时你都在吃糖点西兰花
[00:41.000]Never use no don’t got me wrong my point is you got no brain
[00:41.000]连个 也没有，别误会，我是想说你真是个脑白金浆糊
[00:43.798]Man, wrong with your dye
[00:43.798]小老弟，你那个糟糕的拖把是怎么回事
[00:46.281]I'm proud I’m a guy
[00:46.281]我就是龙裔 我非常自豪 有问题吗
[00:47.966] loud yeah you pretty hi
[00:47.966]我看你是又上天了吧 小老弟
[00:49.631]I spy through your squinty eyes
[00:49.631]我从你那眯着的黄金眼里看出来了
[00:50.740]Know you needed hype take a Woah Vicky fight tape it release it
[00:50.740]我知道你急需炒作，你真的应该去和Woah Vicky玩个泥沙 录下来
[00:52.902]Or go just stream in live and charge for a ticket from the start i don’t believe it
[00:52.902]发布到网上顺带直播一下 再付费点播收点门票啥的 其实一开始我还不相信你天才到这种程度
[00:55.417]But this time kid, You got me really yikes
[00:55.417]不过小老弟，这次你真的恶心到我了
[00:57.345]But that’s how u bring in likes, way before you become rich
[00:57.345]不过你不就是这样骗赞的嘛 没出名前你就这么干了
[01:00.671]Point a drumstick at your mouth aye
[01:00.671]你都把带加长发夹的大家伙架自己嘴上了
[01:02.204]Still saying dumb sho
[01:02.204]怎么就是学不会闭嘴呢
[01:03.483]“, he a still chump kid,yeah Lil Pump's rich”
[01:03.483]“我家鹏鹏褥个滑又怎么了，他不一直都2吗，他有的是钱”
[01:05.710]Got a bust down wrist, he's wrists shine drip
[01:05.710]“手饰上镶钻一大堆，闪到要滴水”
[01:07.294]“Do no Lil Pump diss, yeah we with Pump cause Lil Pump's lit”
[01:07.294]“别Diss我家李鹏了，我们都喜欢鹏鹏 鹏鹏的歌就是炸”
[01:10.226]“He just been through slump peak” (ayy)
[01:10.226]“他才刚经历了他人生的低谷”
[01:11.886]“He just make fun from speech” (ayy)
[01:11.886]“他只是富强民主爱开玩笑罢了”
[01:13.396]“He just blew lung from ”(ayy)
[01:13.396]“他刚才又点了盘西兰花”
[01:15.054]“He just can’t quit from ” (ayy)
[01:15.054]“他就是一定要喝葡萄味儿的雪碧”
[01:16.718]“He just a damn teen from street” (ayy)
[01:16.718]“他只是一个混街上的好孩子”
[01:18.292]Gain attention from beef (ayy)
[01:18.292]想通过吃别人的牛肉坐洗以获取人们的注意
[01:19.865]Yelling ‘Love Donald Trump'
[01:19.865]整天嚷嚷“四川普通话真糟糕”
[01:20.939]Just keep repeat the same what Donald Trump did
[01:20.939]你现在说的东西和四川普通话压根儿没区别
[01:22.653]You know, yeah, matter fact
[01:22.653]说起来还挺讽刺 事实上
[01:26.494]Lotta people used to like ya tracks
[01:26.494]很多人喜欢过的你的歌
[01:28.643]You actually their favorite
[01:28.643]事实上你可能是他们最喜欢的rapper之一
[01:30.813]But that’s right before you show us disrespect and became a
[01:30.813]不过那是在你开那个民主富强爱玩笑 并且成为一个熊猫之前
[01:35.501]Congratulations, you are truly famous
[01:35.501]小老弟 恭喜你，这次你可真是出名了
[01:38.500]Now Your shoot wont never ever be on them playlists
[01:38.500]估计要不了多久你的歌就完全在人们的播放列表里永远消失了
[01:41.801]The basics, you gon’ show us some RESPECT
[01:41.801]最基本的 你得学会尊重长辈
[01:45.035]I'm on some Ye you ain’t it, you gon’ regret, bet
[01:45.035]我溜回去听Kanye 咯 你省省吧 你会后悔的 我敢打包票
[01:49.172](Wait, where was I?)
[01:49.172]（等等，我说到哪了?）
[01:50.283]How could you never be awkward
[01:50.283]真的很好奇 你怎么就不会害臊呢
[01:51.813]I heard you dropped out from Harvard
[01:51.813]我听说你从哈佛辍学了
[01:53.512]Ya father's biggest mistake must be wore no rubber (ayy)
[01:53.512]你爸这辈子犯的最大的错误 应该是 骑上你的马的时候没戴零零一
[01:56.733]Everyday ya hair change color(ayy), seriously you need the barber
[01:56.733]每天你的拖把感觉颜色都不一样，说真的小老弟你需要修整一哈
[01:59.519]Pink dreads and some face-tats don’t make u another Dwayne, Carter (ayy)
[01:59.519]粉红小辫子辫加再多面部纹身 你也成为不了Dwayne Carter（注：Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. 即著名说唱歌手Lil Wayne 此处也双关Dwayne Wade和 Vince Carter两位NBA球员 借此表扬一下李鹏小朋友作文中提及姚明一事）
[02:03.202]I expect you'll be smarter, next day Cole say whatever go play oh hey
[02:03.202]我还以为你会比以前聪明一点，结果你第二天就把Cole说的话全忘了
[02:06.424]Spending you whole pay, cold chains Rolex outta the showcase
[02:06.424]肆意挥霍你的全部积蓄 把钻石项链和劳力士从陈列柜带回家
[02:08.710]Then you
[02:08.710]然后你就
[02:09.313]Flexing on ‘Gram
[02:09.313]在Ins上发羊巅峰呀
[02:09.951]Pissing on bands
[02:09.951]随手在一堆钱上如个厕
[02:10.689]Smashing on Phantom
[02:10.689]顺带再杂个劳斯莱斯后窗
[02:11.571]Bashing on platinum
[02:11.571]哪天开心了再杂个铂金证书
[02:12.333]200 grand-some
[02:12.333]不过就算我给你一包辣条
[02:13.201]Bet you don’t dare to pissing on EM
[02:13.201]你也不敢去问候一下Eminem（注：此处双关EM和M发音一样 M也可以指Million, Pissing On M 也可以指“在一百万上小如厕”）
[02:14.701]And you gotta thank him
[02:14.701]你还得去跪天 说谢谢
[02:15.564]with aunts your mansion in flames
[02:15.564]还和一群老阿姨一起吃糖 你家都茅屋着火了小老弟
[02:17.169]what is remain, the closet of shames
[02:17.169]除了一个“羞愧的壁橱”之外 啥都不剩（注：Closet Of Shames意为“羞耻的秘密”）
[02:18.592]Ain’t stopping yet, just doing my thang
[02:18.592]这事儿还没完呢，我只是在做我该做的事
[02:20.126]You wanted the blame, I’m making it rain
[02:20.126]你不是热吗 我来给你下个唾沫雨（注：rain也有“责难”的意思）
[02:21.880]Force-Center YAO MING (YEAH!)
[02:21.880]强力中锋 我大姚明 （就是这么6）
[02:23.541]‘Bout to move that
[02:23.541]小老弟 听说你富强民主爱开玩笑?
[02:25.157]4th Chamber SHAOLIN,
[02:25.157]少林 听过吗小老弟
[02:26.543]Remember yo that’s where Wu-Tang from!
[02:26.543]你们的武当派可就从那儿来!（Wu-Tang : 即Wu- Tang Clan, 4th Chamber是其中一首作品的名字）
[02:28.291]My respect to RZA, GZA, RAEKWON CHEF and ODB
[02:28.291]在这里致敬RZA, GZA, RAEKWON THE CHEF, 还有ODB （注：ODB 即Ol’Dirty B ，Wu-Tang Clan成员之一，已逝）
[02:31.453]Take ya album back to studio
[02:31.453]把你的专辑带回录音棚重做吧
[02:32.697]Gucci Loui Fendi Group loop in 4 CDs troll on CP3
[02:32.697]古驰学习小组 路易学习小组 芬迪学习小组 啥的循环个4张碟的长度 或者去蹭蹭CP3热度（注：CP3即NBA球员Chris Paul）
[02:35.236]You got me board you started this war,
[02:35.236]不然未免也太无聊了 你先举办了这场富强民主爱国比赛
[02:36.795]Now this bro need peace
[02:36.795]现在你这啥表又想要和平了
[02:37.884]Chopsticks, bowl licked, woah kid, oh shoot
[02:37.884]“筷子”准备好了 碗也舔了 小老弟 （注：Chopstick为某种军用火柴）
[02:39.506]You waking up these beasts now they both need beef
[02:39.506]你咋坐洗唤醒了那群野兽呢 现在他们都等着吃“牛肉”呢 （注：这里的beef双关 不过不用说大家都懂）
[02:41.074]Yeah go kid keep
[02:41.074]对 小老弟 你继续
[02:41.794]Pushing limits to the sky for the hype all night
[02:41.794]在坐洗 的边缘试探，为了炒作整晚 吃糖点西兰花
[02:44.137]Find a way to shoot'em then you put'em online
[02:44.137]然后找个方法把他们都做成视频 再放上网
[02:45.714]Couple blue cheese wings don’t make u can fly
[02:45.714]吃了几个蓝芝士鸡翅可不代表你就会飞了
[02:47.416]Yeah, playing on fire tryna chase the DRAGON
[02:47.416]还想追随龙的脚步，小老弟 你这是在玩火
[02:49.042]you on sight, that’s whats gon' happen
[02:49.042]如同老鼠过街一般 那将会是你的下场
[02:50.666]Pray you don’t fall we gon’ break the silence
[02:50.666]希望你别太快崩盘 我们要打破沉默
[02:52.080]Chasing no balls, you can't cross the GIANT
[02:52.080]至于球什么的 也别追了 你突破不了巨人的防守的
[02:54.044]You free throw, zero, need coach
[02:54.044]站着让你投罚球都能0中，还是把你教练叫过来吧
[02:55.592]80 on my wrist, no shoot, beast mode
[02:55.592]我单靠手腕就能狂砍80分，不骗你，野兽模式开着呢
[02:57.197]Hunnit’ on my bro, got lotta C-NOTE
[02:57.197]刚花100块买了个表 有的是Red Money
[02:58.485]Dip thro’, you can not reach his dih tho
[02:58.485]神猴? 别想了 就算你脚踝没折
[03:00.164]Peace? No, even when your knees didn't broke
[03:00.164]你也够不着姚明二哥的弟弟，想要和平? 我拒绝
[03:01.700]Window, Chopstick through the peephole
[03:01.700]不过还是提醒你当心窗户，筷子瞄着你的头呢
[03:03.412]“Please don’t make him terrify more”
[03:03.412]“行了差不多得了 再吓他都得哭了”
[03:05.114]F-boom to your BUTTERFLY DOORS
[03:05.114]下次再惹我试试 我就把口香糖粘到你蝶翼门上
[03:06.812]DomsliveNews:
[03:06.812]“Then you know what?”
[03:06.812]“说句实话”
[03:08.507]“I can’t argue with him and say don’t be offended”
[03:08.507]“我实在不能反驳他或者让他不要生气”
[03:11.232]“Because maybe it is offensive to people”
[03:11.232]“因为 这些话的确有可能会引起不适”
[03:13.903]“I don’t know, I'm not Chinese, I'm not Asian”
[03:13.903]“我也不能十分肯定 因为我不了解钟国 也不太了解雅洲”
[03:18.550]“And look I understand where Asian people are coming from but like i said”
[03:18.550]“听着，伙计 我了解你们现在的心情，不过正如我所说”
[03:23.221]“Don't be talking about 'N WORD this N WORD that, My qiga'”
[03:23.221]“你们平时总不能经常说什么‘尼歌这 尼歌那，我的七歌’”
[03:26.553]“And all that stuff, but when someone say , it’s a problem”
[03:26.553]“还有那些乱七八糟的东西而不以为然，但一旦有人开个民主富强爱玩笑，就演变成很严重的问题吧？”
[03:32.634]“Just don’t do that, just don’t be with that hypocritical stuff”
[03:32.634]“真的 别这做这种伪君子才做的事”
[03:35.939]“And that goes to like everyone out there and every different races man”
[03:35.939]“这句话也是对世界上所有的人说的 伙计”
[03:39.581]“You can’t get mad, when something offence you”
[03:39.581]“你不能只在别人富强民主爱开玩笑你的时候暴跳如雷”
[03:43.293]“But you out there offending other people”
[03:43.293]“但平时你在外面富强民主爱别人的时候”
[03:45.445]AND YOU DON’T EVEN CARE!
[03:45.445]“你 却 根 本 不 在 乎!”
[03:47.549]“And I just think that’s what the problem is and look, man”
[03:47.549]“我觉得这才是问题的所在 然后 听着，伙计”
[03:50.977]“If people that are Asian say they are offended by this”
[03:50.977]“如果有任何雅洲人觉得这种民主富强爱玩笑让他们引起不适”
[03:54.578]“Anyway, chill out with the talk man”
[03:54.578]“无论如何，还请你们冷静下来”