作词 : Harbin, McDonald, Pfrimmer
  Lost my job, came home mad 失业回到家非常沮丧
 Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad 拥抱和亲吻后老婆说那太糟糕了
 She said I can go to work until you find another job我可以去上班直到你找到新的工作
 I thought I like the sound of that我想这听起来很不错
 Watch TV and take long naps无非是看看电视，睡睡午觉
 Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom从辛苦工作的老爹变成老妈先生
 
 Well这下可好
 
 Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer尿片在干衣机里被烤化
 Crayons go up one drawer higher蜡笔也被放到高处
 Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time恐龙巴尼（儿童节目）播了15遍
 Breakfast six, naps at nine 6点吃早餐，9点睡午觉
 There's bubble gum in the baby's hair宝宝头发上沾上了泡泡糖
 Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 红薯搞了我一沙发
 Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday我这一天下来就快疯掉了而今天才是星期一
 Mr. Mom老妈先生
 
 Football, soccer and ballet橄榄球足球芭蕾舞
 Squeeze in Scouts and PTA 还要找时间参加童子军和家长会
 And there's that shopping list she left这里还有一张她留下的购物单
 That's seven pages long有7页长
 How much smoke can one stove make一个炉子到底能造多少烟？
 The kids won't eat my charcoal cake孩子们就是不吃烤焦的蛋糕
 It's more than any man can take
 Being Mr. Mom当老妈先生真的是太辛苦了！
 
 Well
 Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer尿片在干衣机里被烤化
 
 Crayons go up one drawer higher蜡笔也被放到高处
 
 Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time恐龙巴尼（儿童节目）播了15遍
 Breakfast six, naps at nine 6点吃早餐，9点睡午觉
 There's bubble gum in the baby's hair 宝宝头发上沾上了泡泡糖
 
 Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 红薯搞了我一沙发
 Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday我这一天下来就快疯掉了而今天才是星期一
 Mr.Mom 老妈先生
 
 Before I fall in bed tonight 今天晚上睡觉前
 If the dog didn't eat the classifieds如果狗没把找工作的报纸给吃掉
 I'm gonna look just one more time我会再仔细看一边
 
 'Cause只因为
 Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer尿片在干衣机里被烤化
 Crayons go up one drawer higher蜡笔也被放到高处
 
 Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time恐龙巴尼（儿童节目）播了15遍
 
 Breakfast six, naps at nine 6点吃早餐，9点睡午觉
 
 There's bubble gum in the baby's hair 宝宝头发上沾上了泡泡糖
 Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 红薯搞了我一沙发
 Been crazy all day long 一整天快要疯掉了
 Oh been crazy all day long and it's only Monday 而今天才是星期一
 
 Mr.Mom 老妈先生
 
 Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills 算算家帐，
 Thought there was nothing to it 以为没什么大不了
 Baby, now I know how you feel 亲爱的，现在我知道你的感受
 What I don't know is how you do it 可我不知道的就是你怎么做到的呀！
 
 Honey, you're my hero 亲爱的，你是我的英雄！！
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